Why was Jesus born in a manger? ‘Cause of all the merciless religious crazy people who’d not let his mother in a house, ’cause she was pregnant bot not married. Hey c’m’ on, if it’s your home town, you know some people there, and can ask them if they have a room if you’re in a real distress. Everybody has at least one room left. But religious hypocrites don’t have one, if it’s for a pregnant unmarried woman. No sinners in the house, please. So, welcome to the real world, Jesus. Your first experience was to be kicked out by religious crazy people … . Sad, but true.